bring it side effects. so i had my first official hot flash today. wow, those puppies are NOT fun! literally head to toe body temperature rise in a matter of seconds that lasted for 15 minutes or so. my pre-menopause super, abnormally hot feet were bad enough but now - well, its a good thing it is flip-flop season!
also i am 11 days away from being 30. holy shit! not liking this one bit. as the realization that i am getting old increases so does my need to put a name to this milestone in my life. i made a break through today; i am either 11 days away from becoming a crazy cat lady or a spinster. i looked it up, spinster that is and its really not a bad thing and it definitely has a British flare to it. so i guess what i am trying to say is that if you feel the need to label me as i approach 30 and temporarily go through the change of life, i prefer spinster to crazy cat lady! although, i really LOVE my damn cat!
before i go to bed i feel i must enlighten you with a few facts and definitions that i learned today while researching menopause. thank you urban dictionary.com the ever amazing, always relevant, borderline brilliant words of wisdom.
"menopause - when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more."
"menopause - a special time in a woman's life when they can't have babies anymore. they get hormonal, mean, rude, short-tempered, angry, and awkward. bad time for teenagers to live with their moms."
well, i hope those made you giggle as they did me!
goodnight all.
until next time!
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